The Cock Family Collection

Here's a thing. Where do the nations top academics go on holiday when they aren't globe trotting around the globe? Well we asked Globe trotting Professor Nev from the staff of cocking colleagues and he gave just the answer we wanted. He goes to St Ives in Cornwall and hunts for cock. Here's the proof - a whole carton of cock from the oft captured crippled cock stable of home brew, piss your pants blind drunk scrumpy.

I can see it now; herds of beardy academic clever clogs' rampaging through the country's beauty spots in a race to take holiday snaps of cocks from all over the national parks and areas of outstanding natural beauty.