Cockburns

Yes, well done JJ; but we captured this one about 18 months ago - it was one of the founding entries that motivated me and ICG to start this noble enterprise. So no prizes for you.

Seafood cocktail

Il Cocko Grande is eating cock for lunch again. How predictable.....

Cock Soup

A first entry from a new colleague - Martin Peacock (no, really, thats really his name, really honestly) I'm slightly worried that he may have broken the rules and downloaded this from t'internet - but it is a good one for all that. Any conclusive proof either way and I'll take decisive action if I can be arsed.

The Cock Family Collection

Here's a thing. Where do the nations top academics go on holiday when they aren't globe trotting around the globe? Well we asked Globe trotting Professor Nev from the staff of cocking colleagues and he gave just the answer we wanted. He goes to St Ives in Cornwall and hunts for cock. Here's the proof - a whole carton of cock from the oft captured crippled cock stable of home brew, piss your pants blind drunk scrumpy.

I can see it now; herds of beardy academic clever clogs' rampaging through the country's beauty spots in a race to take holiday snaps of cocks from all over the national parks and areas of outstanding natural beauty.

Cockspur rum

Finally captured by ICG after I failed to take a snap of their huge advertising boards at Lords (possibly) during a recent game of cricket of some sort. Well done ICG - pipped by the masters apprentice at the post once again!

Two jars of cock from ICG the saucy so and so

Dead and gone and ready for the pot.

Don't leave the heads on though - this isn't the middle ages you know!

Chocolate cock

From the cocking grand tour of South America - Ian B and JJ simply couldn't resist sharing a crafty nibble on a choccie cock. And there's the man himself in the background - attention seeking bugger!