Monday, September 29, 2008

Cockburns

Yes, well done JJ; but we captured this one about 18 months ago - it was one of the founding entries that motivated me and ICG to start this noble enterprise. So no prizes for you.

Seafood cocktail

Il Cocko Grande is eating cock for lunch again. How predictable.....

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Cock Soup

A first entry from a new colleague - Martin Peacock (no, really, thats really his name, really honestly) I'm slightly worried that he may have broken the rules and downloaded this from t'internet - but it is a good one for all that. Any conclusive proof either way and I'll take decisive action if I can be arsed.

Monday, September 8, 2008

The Cock Family Collection

Here's a thing. Where do the nations top academics go on holiday when they aren't globe trotting around the globe? Well we asked Globe trotting Professor Nev from the staff of cocking colleagues and he gave just the answer we wanted. He goes to St Ives in Cornwall and hunts for cock. Here's the proof - a whole carton of cock from the oft captured crippled cock stable of home brew, piss your pants blind drunk scrumpy.

I can see it now; herds of beardy academic clever clogs' rampaging through the country's beauty spots in a race to take holiday snaps of cocks from all over the national parks and areas of outstanding natural beauty.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Cockspur rum

Finally captured by ICG after I failed to take a snap of their huge advertising boards at Lords (possibly) during a recent game of cricket of some sort. Well done ICG - pipped by the masters apprentice at the post once again!

Two jars of cock from ICG the saucy so and so


Dead and gone and ready for the pot.

Don't leave the heads on though - this isn't the middle ages you know!

Chocolate cock


From the cocking grand tour of South America - Ian B and JJ simply couldn't resist sharing a crafty nibble on a choccie cock. And there's the man himself in the background - attention seeking bugger!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Alive alive Oh

ICG's favourite snack - chewing on cock!


Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Fruit Cocktail

Posh version from Waitrose......


Doff Cocker

The beardy hurdy-gurdy fans CAMRA say its real ale - I say its a load of old cock.


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Cripplecock farmyard scrumpy cider

A welcome return - this time it looks like a full bottle of cripplecock captured by ICG.


Thursday, April 3, 2008

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Nando's again

In the words of that bald bloke on Mock The Week: "1.4 nanoseconds; the time between receiving your food at Nandos and realsiing you really don't like their chicken peri-peri!"


A big box of sex eggs with a cock on the packet


Can't remember who caught this one......


The Black Chook

Another one from GTP Nev - nicely framed in very low lighting conditions - was this a romatic dinner with Mrs Prof Nev perhaps? Well done for taking time out for a bit of crafty cocking.


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Cocktail Blinis

Il Cocko Grande creeping furtively round Tescos in Keighley again. You peculiar little man.....


Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Cock pheasant

A lovely bit of pre-Christmas gamey cock from the posh butchers in colchester