Well, look, they would be comestible and very tasty if I were to throttle the buggers and then pop them in the oven for an hour or two

Lots more cock to chomp on

Yum yum, gobble gobble

Cockburns

Yes, well done JJ; but we captured this one about 18 months ago - it was one of the founding entries that motivated me and ICG to start this noble enterprise. So no prizes for you.

Seafood cocktail

Il Cocko Grande is eating cock for lunch again. How predictable.....

Cock Soup

A first entry from a new colleague - Martin Peacock (no, really, thats really his name, really honestly) I'm slightly worried that he may have broken the rules and downloaded this from t'internet - but it is a good one for all that. Any conclusive proof either way and I'll take decisive action if I can be arsed.

The Cock Family Collection

Here's a thing. Where do the nations top academics go on holiday when they aren't globe trotting around the globe? Well we asked Globe trotting Professor Nev from the staff of cocking colleagues and he gave just the answer we wanted. He goes to St Ives in Cornwall and hunts for cock. Here's the proof - a whole carton of cock from the oft captured crippled cock stable of home brew, piss your pants blind drunk scrumpy.

I can see it now; herds of beardy academic clever clogs' rampaging through the country's beauty spots in a race to take holiday snaps of cocks from all over the national parks and areas of outstanding natural beauty.

Cockspur rum

Finally captured by ICG after I failed to take a snap of their huge advertising boards at Lords (possibly) during a recent game of cricket of some sort. Well done ICG - pipped by the masters apprentice at the post once again!

Two jars of cock from ICG the saucy so and so

Dead and gone and ready for the pot.

Don't leave the heads on though - this isn't the middle ages you know!

Chocolate cock

From the cocking grand tour of South America - Ian B and JJ simply couldn't resist sharing a crafty nibble on a choccie cock. And there's the man himself in the background - attention seeking bugger!

Alive alive Oh

ICG's favourite snack - chewing on cock!

Two for the price of one from ICG

Fruit Cocktail

Posh version from Waitrose......

Doff Cocker

The beardy hurdy-gurdy fans CAMRA say its real ale - I say its a load of old cock.

Cripplecock farmyard scrumpy cider

A welcome return - this time it looks like a full bottle of cripplecock captured by ICG.

A whole box of cock

Finest Essex cockles

From the Marks Hall Farmer's Market in Essex

"Icelandic" prawn cocktail? Shrimps and sauce then I reckon

Champagne cocktail choccies

Another prawn bloody cocktail

Adcocks soda fountain

A lovely picture of ICG's squirty cock.

A prawn cocktail in other words

ICG on his cock gathering tours of Europe again.

An easter egg shaped like a cock

A lovely gift for any small child!

ICG's lunch

Nando's again

In the words of that bald bloke on Mock The Week: "1.4 nanoseconds; the time between receiving your food at Nandos and realsiing you really don't like their chicken peri-peri!"

A big box of sex eggs with a cock on the packet

Can't remember who caught this one......

The Black Chook

Another one from GTP Nev - nicely framed in very low lighting conditions - was this a romatic dinner with Mrs Prof Nev perhaps? Well done for taking time out for a bit of crafty cocking.

Cocktail Blinis

Il Cocko Grande creeping furtively round Tescos in Keighley again. You peculiar little man.....

Cock pheasant

A lovely bit of pre-Christmas gamey cock from the posh butchers in colchester

Kellogg's Cornflakes

Captured on the breakfast bar in the Holiday Inn at Titchfield near Portsmouth. We are as surprised as you that it took so long to capture this iconic cock amongst cocks.

Chocolate cocktail creams

One final entry from Il Cocko Grande's recent trip to Milan. Found in the duty free shop in the airport. Apparently his international cocking exploits are wearing a bit thin with his boss!

Sanpeelegrino analcolico cocktail.

Il Cocko Grande submitted this super Milanese entry from his recent trip to Italy. Looks like a bottle half filled with stale urine to me.

Fruit Cocktail

Another one from Tim's larder of cocky delights. A delicious cocktail of over-sweetened Del Monte rejects.

Cock flavoured seasoning

A storming first entry from Durham Tony, who is now lucky enough to have everything he imbibes tasting of cock!

Nando's sweet and sticky sauce.

Sounds revolting. Redeemed only by displaying such a colourful cock in such a prominent position.

Cockatiel mix

Another entry from one of our recently enlisted cocking colleagues Ian B. This bag of budgie seed was snapped in Huddersfield whilst Ian was looking for some bulls' pizzles to serve at a dinner party. You can see those on things nearly called cock if your stomach is strong enough!

Cock Robin cider

Looks lovely, but a bit girly don't you think? Ian B at the beer festival again!