An easter egg shaped like a cock

A lovely gift for any small child!

ICG's lunch

Nando's again

In the words of that bald bloke on Mock The Week: "1.4 nanoseconds; the time between receiving your food at Nandos and realsiing you really don't like their chicken peri-peri!"

A big box of sex eggs with a cock on the packet

Can't remember who caught this one......

The Black Chook

Another one from GTP Nev - nicely framed in very low lighting conditions - was this a romatic dinner with Mrs Prof Nev perhaps? Well done for taking time out for a bit of crafty cocking.

Cocktail Blinis

Il Cocko Grande creeping furtively round Tescos in Keighley again. You peculiar little man.....

Cock pheasant

A lovely bit of pre-Christmas gamey cock from the posh butchers in colchester

Kellogg's Cornflakes

Captured on the breakfast bar in the Holiday Inn at Titchfield near Portsmouth. We are as surprised as you that it took so long to capture this iconic cock amongst cocks.

Chocolate cocktail creams

One final entry from Il Cocko Grande's recent trip to Milan. Found in the duty free shop in the airport. Apparently his international cocking exploits are wearing a bit thin with his boss!

Sanpeelegrino analcolico cocktail.

Il Cocko Grande submitted this super Milanese entry from his recent trip to Italy. Looks like a bottle half filled with stale urine to me.

Fruit Cocktail

Another one from Tim's larder of cocky delights. A delicious cocktail of over-sweetened Del Monte rejects.

Cock flavoured seasoning

A storming first entry from Durham Tony, who is now lucky enough to have everything he imbibes tasting of cock!

Nando's sweet and sticky sauce.

Sounds revolting. Redeemed only by displaying such a colourful cock in such a prominent position.

Cockatiel mix

Another entry from one of our recently enlisted cocking colleagues Ian B. This bag of budgie seed was snapped in Huddersfield whilst Ian was looking for some bulls' pizzles to serve at a dinner party. You can see those on things nearly called cock if your stomach is strong enough!

Cock Robin cider

Looks lovely, but a bit girly don't you think? Ian B at the beer festival again!

A recipe for Cock-a-leekie

It contains leeks. It doesn't contain cocks.

Cock shaped pasta

These meat and two veg resembling pasta shapes have come to us via Cocking Colleague Nicki who received them as a gift from a work colleague who had recently been on holiday to Italy.

Apparently, when you bring them to the boil, they swell up quite a lot; but when you pop them in your mouth, they go all floppy and shrivel up.

Tapioca cocktail anyone?

Does anyone else remember when the force feeding of tapioca was reserved for the torture of small children partaking of school dinners? Well, now you can buy it in Marks and Spencer, disguised as a packet of crisps that tastes unlike any prawn or indeed any cocktail that I have ever seen. And they try and make out this is a good thing!

French wine shelf

Another fine example of gallic cocking from Tim's recent holiday to Le Francaise. Decorate your wine shelves with some cock - what better way to attract custom back from the Crafty Eastend Cockney Wine and Spirits Warehouse and outlet in Calais!

Seafood cocktail

What could be more wholesome and nutritious than a bit of cock in your sandwiches. Make sure you chew it properly before you swallow Tim!

The ultimate prawn cocktail snack

Buy your grub from the Spar shop - obviously it will be top quality gear and cheap into the bargain.

A liitle cock wine perhaps?

Cock on an egg cup

There is a promise that this star piece of crockery from Tim's very own kitchen will be making a series of appearances in coming weeks - keep your eyes peeled to see what eggscapades it gets up to..............

Breakfast cock

No info on the whereabouts of this Cockerel perched on your breakfast. We'll try and find out and get back to you.

Walkers crisps

And hey presto, Britain's least imaginative man goes for broke and submits the most boring entry ever. Pathetic, your cocking colleagues deride your futile efforts little man.

Prawn cocktail melt in the mouth snacks

In some ways, this one would have almost not been worth getting; but Timmy being a top quality cocking connoisseur did exactly the right thing - walked straight past the good quality Seabrooks and Walkers crisps and captured the genuine "Happy Shopper" quality, additive strewn poison from the corner shop down the road. Top marks - the monthly prize might be yours yet if you keep this up!

Poppycock

A jar of cockles

Cockburn's port - red and white!

A valiant first entry from new cocking colleague - although the Winky Song on "thingsnotcalledcock" came from Mandy as well. Try and get your next one in focus dear!

Cock-a-leekie soup